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Fig. 1Meta ads for local service businesses — starring you

You are more
powerful than AI.

MeMachine talks to you. Then it reads every ad running in your market, writes the scripts, cuts the footage, runs the ads, and books the people who respond straight onto your calendar.

MEMACHINE TERMINAL SESSION 0001 · SAMPLE

> boot memachine

  reading market ......... ads

  reading competitors ....

  reading you ............ 1

> print conclusion

Your face is more trustworthy than a robot.

Machine settings · set once, the whole line changes

LOCATION DERIVED from your browser’s time zone. Nothing was asked, nothing was stored.

SELECT INDUSTRY

SETTING

Examples on file Eight industries loaded for the demo — the machine reads any market.

It does the parts that are work, and leaves the parts that are you.

It reads the market, writes the words, finds the dead air, burns the captions and runs the campaign. Those are jobs. They are tedious, they are learnable, and a machine is genuinely better at them than you are.

It cannot be the person who answers the phone. That is the one thing about your business nobody else can say, and it is the only part of this we ask you for.

Sheet 2Plan view · the machine, six stations

Six machines running end to end. One irreplaceable part: you.

These are not screenshots. Every station below is the real module, running in your browser, driven by the industry setting above.

01

It talks to you.

Twenty minutes, out loud. It asks, it follows up, and it pushes back when you hand it a slogan instead of a fact. The producer on this page is live — press the button, allow the microphone, and start talking. No signup, no card.

INPUT
INPUT · HUMAN VOICE REC
Ready when you are

Twenty minutes of this is where every script starts. Here is 3.

PREVIEW LENGTH3 MIN
SIGNUP REQUIREDNONE
IN THE REAL THING20 MIN

Works best with headphones. Nothing is published, filmed, or charged. Your audio is processed by ElevenLabs and the transcript is kept so we can follow up — see the privacy policy.

SPECIFICATION — INTAKE / VOICE01.A
Duration
20:00 nominal — 3:00 on this page
Input
Human voice
Questions
Adaptive
Follow-ups
Unbounded
Typing required
0 characters
Output
Everything downstream

it asks better questions than my last agency did.

NOT A MOCK-UP — THE CONSOLE ABOVE IS THE REAL PRODUCER. WHEN IT IS RUNNING, THE MICROPHONE IS LIVE AND THE TRANSCRIPT IS KEPT.

02

It reads every ad in your market.

Not a sample. Every live Meta ad in your industry and your metro, pulled from the Ad Library and sorted into what is saturated and what nobody has claimed.

ANALYSIS
03

It writes six ads you could actually say.

Aimed at the gap, built out of your own sentences. Every one of them ends in a booking — never “message me”.

OUTPUT

Six per batch. No two share a structure. The words are yours — the machine only put them in order.

04

You film it. Ten minutes, standing up.

Face guide, one line at a time, at your pace. This is one of two stations with a human in it — the other one is the conversation back at station 01. Between them they are the reason the whole machine works.

YOU

That is your camera, in your browser. Nothing is recorded, uploaded, or kept.

05

It cuts out every pause you took.

Dead air found word by word, cutaways dropped over the joins, captions burned in. No editor opens. Nothing gets a filter.

PROCESS

Word-level timing finds the silence. The hook and the close always stay on your face.

06

It runs the ads and books your week.

Live on your own ad account, on your own page, aimed at a circle around your door. What comes back is not a report. It is names, with times next to them.

OUTPUT

Fig. 2Specimen record 47-B

Your face is more trustworthy than a robot.

Not because the machine is weak. Because it has no face, no nineteen years of experience, and nothing to lose if it is wrong about you.

Everything the machine can measure.

ASSET RECORDREV. A
Designation ASSET 47-B this is Dave. Dave fixes furnaces.
ClassON-CAMERA TALENT, TYPE H
Experience 19 YR · 228 MO · 6,940 D one furnace at a time
Ads parsed  ·  3,940 WORDS WRITTEN  ·  62 CUTS MADE
Render time0.00 SEC — NOT APPLICABLE
ReplaceableNO
Trust VALUE NOT COMPUTABLE

The machine knows the runtime, the retention curve, the cost per booked call, and the exact frame where people leave.

It cannot generate the person standing in the frame. That is the entire product.

  • No avatars
  • No stock actors
  • No voice clones
  • No generated faces

The pause before you answer. The job you are still proud of. The way you say the name of your own town. The reason somebody picks up the phone instead of scrolling past.

this is the whole product

Who does what
YouTalk for twenty minutesonce
YouFilm for ten minutes, on your phonemonthly
YouSay yes, and set a budgetmonthly
YouShow up to the appointmentsweekly
MachineEverything else on this pagecontinuously

Sheet 3Bill of materials · terms

One plan, because there is only one job.

MeMachine

ONE PLAN · NO TIERS · NO SETUP FEE

RECEIPT No. 0001  · 

1xThe conversationincl.
1xEvery ad in your market, readincl.
6xScripts in your own wordsincl.
1xGuided filming on your phoneincl.
1xCutting, cutaways, captionsincl.
1xPublished to your own ad accountincl.
1xBookings, straight onto your calendarincl.
SUBTOTAL$149.00 / mo
FIRST 7 DAYS$0.00
DUE TODAY$0.00

1x your story, told your way — priceless

Start the 7-day free trial

Card up front. Cancel before day 7 and nothing is charged. Ad spend goes direct to Meta from your own account — never touched, never marked up.

THANK YOU FOR BEING A PERSON

The whole ask

You are more powerful than AI.

Not because the machine is weak. Because it has no face, no nineteen years of experience, and nothing to lose if the job goes wrong.

Twenty minutes of talking.

That is the one part nobody else can do for you. MeMachine does the rest.